Friday, July 9, 2010

Letters to Baseball

Dear Justin Morneau,

Please get well soon. The All-Star Game is approaching quickly and your presence is greatly desired.

Well Wishes,
#33Fan





Dear Scott Baker,
You insist that the tendinitis in your elbow is not affecting your ability to pitch. Your recent outing against the Blue Jays may contradict that. We may let it slide this time, but no more of those 5-run first two innings. Get some rest.

With mild concern and slight apprehension,
TwinsFnsEvrywhere





Dear Texas Rangers,


Pooh on you.

Sincerely,
WeNeedPitching





Dear Cliff Lee,

Minnesota would have treated you better.

With sadness,
BummedTwinsFans





Dear Detroit Tigers and Chicago White Sox,


Get out of our way. 2010 is OUR year.

Sincerely,
The Minnesota Twins





Dear Minnesota Twins,

The All-Star Break approaches. Use it to pull yourselves together. Sheesh.

With Love,
TwinsFansFor2010

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